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Boomtown |
Boomtown, the festival
where all your unconscious phantasies come to life – It would truly be Freud’s
paradise. The festival is constructed like a town and organised around a
narrative in which different areas and districts contain theatrical characters and
stories, interwoven through performances over the course of the festival. How
to turn it into words? I’ll soon find out.

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The ASBO Crew |
Once I’d calmed down from
my manic state, found the site and the crew we went on a tour of the empty
grounds to get a feel for the land before the punters arrived…

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The ASBO Crew |

Each crew had its own
afters when the music stopped at 4am. One evening, the ASBO afters merged in with
our neighbours - the itchy-red-rash girls. As we entered their boudoir, our mouths
dropped at the incredible sight of half naked women in tight corsets, passing
around trays with straws as the Madame sat on her throne, with a watchful eye.
I turned to chat to Muti’s second-hand man, the guard of the underworld who was
grinning with gold teeth and a mad look in his eyes that were coated with
thick, black coal. He was sniggering about what he was going to do to the
security guard that had been making pervy comments to us girls all day… they
were dark times and I loved them. Transgressing out of my
ideal light, hippie world and into the dirty grime of the underground scene
where you made all the rules.
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ASBO Girls |
We performed every evening
from 11pm – 4am, skanking on stage to the fattest sound system of the festival,
banging out heavy dub and jungle with artists like Mungos HiFi, Manudigital,
ASBO and more (https://www.mixcloud.com/.../aries-b2b-fleck-b2b-asbo.../). The rest of the time, we’d ride the boomtown current, seeing
colours in the trees of the forests, falling into Fat Freddy’s drop or being
convinced into a ‘civilized’ family breakfast in boutique camping with C’s mum
(how we managed to pull that off in our states, I’ll never know). The westest
moment of the festival was definitely being pulled away from a skank into a
tiny glass room with a cushty movie set up. On the screen was octopus porn with
tentacles invading holes you’d never dream of… If you could take snippets of
nightmares and dreams, add a jungle soundtrack, inject it with gallons of fuel,
shake it up and turn it into a reality... you’d get boomtown.
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ASBO DISCO |
I departed that festival
completely stripped of every ounce of energy, health and life. Keen to
get home and avoid waiting a few hours for a lift, I trekked up the dreaded staircase,
gasping for breath as my chest felt close to collapsing. And then it did and
the medical team was surrounding me with inhalers and water… defeated, I was
that girl. When I’d calmed down, I discovered the 6 hour wait for the shuttle
bus to leave the festival – massively regretting not taking up the offer for a
lift and thinking of a painful 6 hour wait at the end of a
festival?! What a joke. But amazingly, the sun shone the entire time and I
happened to be sat next to the one man with a working mini-rig banging out great tunes while Peterpandimensional dusted off his festival powder on my other side. During
that 6 hours, everyone jammed together and shared the last of their remnants, food and water. The
departure turned into a free party, just as boomtown had begun. I buzzed off
the communal interaction that had just formed as I sat on the train, closed my
eyes for a second and woke up hours later... in Wales. Luckily I wasn’t the only mug who'd missed their stop, so we spent the last of our pennies on a cross-country taxi journey back to
Bristol to finally get some sleep. Ka-BOOM - What an
ASBOlute.Trip!
The official Boomtown
After-video: