Showing posts with label Family. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Family. Show all posts

Monday, July 18, 2016

Gottwood

It was finally that time of the year! Like an excited schoolgirl ready for her first day, I jolted out of bed; my breathing getting shorter as my mind began to race with mental notes “tent poles? Check. Glitter? Check. Wine? Check” I took a deep breath. One step at a time. First mission: Coffee (not that I needed more stimulation...)
It was time for Gottwood, the first festival of the year located 6 hours from Bristol in Anglesey, Wales. I zoomed over to N’s house as the caffeine levels peaked, half dragging along my camping gear that was awkwardly strapped to my body. We packed the boot of his newly acquired, 1960’s baby blue Volvo, shut the bonnet and sat down to fiddle with the ancient seatbelts. As the hum of the engine began to reverberate through the leather seats, I rolled down my window, closed my eyes and felt the Bristol breeze as the first of the day’s tunes began to play.
The flow was easy as the hours passed, countless rollies were smoked and conversation continued … until we hit standstill traffic. The summer sun beat down hard on the bonnet, the temperature gage was stuck on ‘hot’ and we began to feel like a slow cooked, Sunday roast with no ‘fan assisted’ option to cool us down. “Please can the engine not blow, please can the engine not blow” was the mantra for that moment as I supressed the possibility of getting stranded in the middle of Wales.
One hour later, when patience had reached its limits, the traffic started moving and so (thankfully) did the breeze. We drove on, engine intact, brain half baked but managing to keep our cool and save the full cook up till later. It wasn’t long before we’d made it through the tedious queues, bargained down the shuttle bus driver and arrived, along with the rest of the crew to the camping spot that T and D had patiently saved… poles, pegs, mattress pumps and many hands – soon enough we’d erected a little village with I and B’s totem Bell tent adorned in fairly lights and incense, serving as a signpost and safe-haven for when the rain fell.

Gottwood was the perfect festival to start the season; the music was mostly funky house with the line-up including amazing artists such as Joy Orbison, Bradley Zero and Archie Hamilton who played in stages dotted around the Welsh woodlands; the lake-stage holding the perfect day vibes for when the rays were out and the pyramid stage, with its 3D mist-filled visuals transforming the night-time into a multidimensional reality of sorts. With our beautiful crew who could often be found slutdropping under the neon arrow held by Queen L, we wondered through the woods, dancing along and branching off to discover magical venues.
It’s funny how fast we create routines for ourselves, the motive of our waking life became the music instead of the sun; rising late-afternoon, beginning the ritual of glitter and fancy dress, packing some real nutrition in at the avocado stand followed by a caffeinated beverage of some sort: re-set, re-charged and ready. Should the griminess and overflowing portaloos get too much to bear, the glorious options of a shower or a posh poo were game changers. Although, it did rain enough for a daily cleanse (free of charge!)
I chuckle to myself as I reminisce about the first downpour. I was sat against a hay bail, talking to a beautiful stranger about our love for the elements and nature. A deep, monotonous techno tune was playing and every 4 beats, a woman’s voice would quietly chant “rain”. Sure enough, synchronicity was in effect and the droplets started arriving, rapidly picking up pace and shifting the tone of our conversation from appreciation to annoyance; we cursed the elements that we’d loved only minutes before, gave each other a squeeze and ran off to join our separate crews. We clambered into the bell tent, leaving our muddy wellies at the entrance to enter the west world of yoga and slut drops to a harmony of kumbaya… “Inhaaale” everyone lifted their arms “and exhaale”, as their eyes closed and their arms came down “OI OI OI OI OIIIII!!! CHUG IT!” We creased at the vibe-kill as the group of lads next door began chanting loudly, jeering their mate on to chug his beer and then like clockwork, L stumbled in to the centre of the circle, eyes rolling and 2 bottles in hand. What to do but laugh…
From laughing to tears, the times took an emotional twist. I truly learnt the effects of sleep deprivation due to being convinced that the festival finished a day early and pulling a premature all-nighter. I realised I’d gone from half-baked to fully frazzled when I bumped into our mate O (who we’d spent all morning with) in the middle of a crowd, looking at me as he called my name, still dressed in his policeman outfit from a few hours before. My blood froze, thinking I’d been hunted down by security and was being kicked out of the festival. I stood in shock for a few minutes before my very slow brain began to recognise him and I loosened the grip on my rucksack and broke the confused silence with a laugh. A new song came on and the rhythm continued, as it always does.





So, although there were shit moments (like when we were dancing at the pyramid stage and the guy dressed in the inflatable poo-suit popped up on top of the hay bails), most of them were incredible (like when the whole crew coincidentally found each other around a random tree, like woodland creatures responding to natures call). On the last morning, C & I were the last to leave the deserted campsite due to our deadened response to all the attempted wake up calls. I managed to luckily reclaim my phone at lost and found before we spotted N & D who’d been patiently waiting for us by the car. As we drove off in that baby blue Volvo, I smiled; still riding the buzz of the weekend and feeling the warmth of beautiful company, like an aftertaste of the Chai-rum that had always given us that much needed lift at the end of the night. Until next year, Gottwood.


Song of the day: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-s32ESIR-4 
Mix of the day: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1hIxht83h8




Saturday, March 19, 2016

Wonkyville meets Neverland


My partner in crime <3
“There’s no earthly way of knowing which direction you are going, there’s no knowing where they’re rowing… or which way the river’s flowing” but my guess is that you’re heading west…
The wise words of Mr. Willy Wonka ring in my ears as I sit in my aeroplane seat, contemplating, re-living and releasing the locomotion of the last 2 weeks. All the cabin windows are closed, the lights are off and for all I know, we may be flying west? But while the concept of zooming over huge masses of ocean and land in a giant metal bird in the sky is still utterly baffling, nothing can quite beat how perplexed I felt the moment that I stood around the kitchen table in that grand stately home 2 weeks ago...
Although I shall try, there’s no point in writing this blog in chronological order as the concept of time becomes merely a word to encompass the entirety of our experience (that I so wish could last forever). The experience I refer to is the event we had all been waiting for … the one you spend half the year anticipating and the other half recovering from/ in a state of denial that it’s all over. I’ll take you through a bit of the magic to tickle your tentacles and ignite your imaginations. Feeling perplexed already? So was I, I’ll let you decide which moment may describe why…

Awards night...


We had returned to Neverland… Day 1 was surprisingly civilised as girls flowed around in floor length gowns while boys drifted, suited and booted with endless glasses of bubbly in hand. We sat gracefully in our assigned seats around white tables in the expertly converted games room for ‘The Captains Awards Night’. But it didn’t take long for the clock to strike 12 and the transformation from civilised society to wreck-head ravers to begin. Conversations sped up and nonsense filled the air and we raised our glasses to the long awaited annual affair.
Disjointed conversations, after party bliss, morning yoga and chocolate bits. 30+ hours of no sleep and it was suddenly dark again… “So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you.”
The activity of the 2nd evening? Disco dodgeball. I stood at the corner of the table in the kitchen dressed as an oompa lumpa, having a seemingly normal conversation with a crew of life-size, animated childhood heroes. It was like an acid trip had come to life. A minion stood next to me, chatting politics to a member of the Jamaican bobsled team, while a Dalmatian mixed a cocktail for a member of the SWAT team who was sensually brandishing his leather whip… everyone’s pupils were wide in anticipation for the games to begin.
And indeed they did. I looked over the heads of a bizarre array of characters, searching for my team of orange oompa lumpa’s. I soon spotted the mass of green curls and orange faces bobbing along outside, struggling to walk straight through the cold, hurricane-like wind in-between the house and the games room.
Everyone went quiet as the MC announced into the microphone ‘IT’S TIME TO PLAYYY DODGEBALLL!!’ The rules were explained and the first team ran onto the court, grooving to their entrance song of choice against the opposition; the winner of the dance off, determined which team started first.



TEAM
We bobbed along to what should’ve been (http://youtu.be/DoFeHA587GI) and needless to say the lack of sleep and my flickering eyes hindered my ability to dance, let alone last in the game for longer than 30 seconds. So I took my rightful place on the side-lines to watch the other teams battle it out. When my body could bob no longer I made the sensible decision to take myself to bed just as the heat in the Chapel was rising and Saturday Night fever was set to begin (on a lit up disco dance-floor, divided by lines and devoured by glitter fro’s that were shaking to some funky disco beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I).
A kitchen of characters
I awoke on that sunny Sunday morning having sadly missed Saturday night’s groove, surrounded by sleeping disco-queens in an unknown bedroom. I looked into one of the million mirrors that were scattered around the house, wiping away flakes of baby powder to assess my situation… it looked like I’d spent too long in a tanning booth as I peered at the residue of orange face paint… what a bedraggled oompa lumpa I had become. I chuckled, washed my face, shook into my body glove and with a cup of coffee in hand, stepped outside. With the help of some sexy morning tunes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DofQMszmOOM) all the tiredness and weird residue of the fun guys chocolate nibbles from the previous day, just seemed to melt away.
Dirty Disney 

The day consisted of re-grounding and resetting, grinding my teeth against some actual nutrition before the lid of Pandora’s box opened and the toys again sprung to life. My Mrs. Willy Wonky doppelgänger appeared and I got into character, handing out a spread of golden tickets and special treats. That evening as I sat at the kitchen table I was joined by a new array of mixed company; it was like that game ‘who would you have at your dinner table if you could choose anyone?’ Next to me, sat a giant whoopee cushion (that #lookedlikePaolo), a Mario cart mushroom and micky mouse… with a baby doll lying face down on the table.
I listened in on talk of mysterious golden tickets that were being found in wonka bars, hmm… “Little surprises around every corner… but nothing dangerous” I hoped…
And as the lights became blurry and words got more slurry, I hopped on the boat and began rowing, with no idea what direction I was going… through a secret passage and out we emerged, into a land of cocoa powder, Malibu and milk!
My long lost husband Mr. Willy Wonka was setting the scene, telling his childhood tale, accompanied by a giant oompa lumpa who kept the vibes heading in one direction… west, only west. The childish tone soon took a turn as the musical conductors moved the kit into the grandest of dining rooms and things transformed from perfectly playful, to wonderfully wild: Out came glitter nips and lucky dips into bags of magic as we moved and grooved (while some sensibly snoozed) before the clock struck and the countdown to the end was to begin…
Post-party vision

We all ran and rushed,
Looking bedraggled and flushed,
Hoovering glitter in a bleary haze,
We tried our best to clean before the wedding day,
That was occurring in that house in which we were to leave no trace,
If only I could’ve mustered a smile on my face…
Likened to a bunch of animals by the caretaker was not a surprise,
For I could still see the wildness in all those sleep deprived eyes…

And as though the party could never end,
We hopped in cars with a few of our friends,
For a ‘civilised’ lunch at a local pub,
A nap in the pub...
We were well in need for some well-cooked grub.
While some continued to pop and bump,
Others had hit a little slump,
So we lay on the carpet beside the lunch table,
(This all seems surreal but I assure you, it’s no fable.)
After a little nap we were back on form!
Determined not to let the smiles turn to scorn.
So a ‘spa’ became the next destination,
Was it to live up to our expectations?

We all drove along, expecting facials and a much needed rest,
Only to arrive at the ‘hotel’ that I’d describe as average at best.
But we soldiered on, despite our energy wearing thin,
And the temperature of the pool feeling nothing but grim…
Some tunes perked us up, as did R’s blue wig and red gown,
That she had not taken off, for she refused to come down :) 
We sat together on Devon beach to watch the sky melt away,
Sensing our slow return from Neverland with the dying day…

Devon Beach (Creds to A. Gold)
It’s now been 2 weeks and in-between I turned 22,
LOST festival, Bristol
Getting LOST in a maze with another beautiful crew.
Topless and free, our spirits ran wild,
And I returned to that liberated, carefree inner-child.
I cannot express my awe, gratitude and love for you Captain and team,
As you have risen above every expectation and dream.
That goes for each and every wonderful person that I’ve met
And what excites me the most is it’s not over yet!
I apologise for the wonky direction that this piece has taken,
Santa Teresa Bernini is a statue in Rome that
they believe was 
continuously sent orgasms
by god. She hence comes to represents pure ecstasy
and bliss (and although this message slightly takes the piss
I felt it was an appropriate one that could not go amiss ;) )
It started as a blog but I was mistaken,
For poetry has been my means of expression,
To release and re-live the years best session.

I’d like to end with a note of academic value,
For even though she is only a statue,
What she represents is something I’ve been feeling for the last 2 weeks,
As though my heart has skipped a million beats:
Santa Teresa Bernini (on the left) is a statue in Italy,
The description underneath explains it all blissfully...

As a group of west-heads, look how far we have we come?
Captain I hope the grief you’ve ensued has not spoiled all your fun,
For you are a maker and creator of joy,
I’ve never known what it’s like to truly live like a toy!
Thanks again, I can’t wait until next time,
And that shall be the end of this (way too lengthy) rhyme. <3

Where the magic happens...
(Creds to Bateman)

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Whispers of Summer



The walk to 'Chocolate'
It's the perfect moment for blogging, I turn to look out the window to see sheets of rain being blown in waves across the fields. It's as though someone's chosen the 'matt' option on a camera, through the lens everything's been brushed a dull grey with no trace of shine. As my eyes scan across the window frame, the colours outside induce a soft sense of calm; the mossy browns of the estuary, the dark shades of green trees and the pale grey sky - in-offensive and subdued. A sound that seems out of place at the beginning of July sends tingles through my toes ... crackles from the old wood-burning fire, that's become the centre of attention as everyone slowly inches towards it. Since arriving at the cottage, everyone's pace has started to slow a little, as the strings loosen and we tune in to the sounds of summer. 


Like a scene painted with watercolours, the brush swoops over the page and leaves a background of pale blue to simmer on the canvas. So with brighter skies, everyone grabbed a jumper, slipped on a pair of wellies and carefully walked across the seaweed-smeared stepping stones (try saying that one out loud 10 times). 

The paintbrush gets tapped softly, sending down a sprinkle of water that fell lightly around us, leaving little droplets to sit on the long blades of grass & clusters of stinging nettles. The bursts of fuchsia pink foxgloves managed to remain unburdened by the rain, their flawless design creating a slope that lead to the plants below. The walk we were about to go on gets shorter every year.. When I was little it used to feel like hours of trudging uphill through an ominous tunnel in-between fields, dad would keep me distracted with stories of horses and carts that used to ride along, wearing down the ground again and again and creating a perfect walkway. Now, walking through the tunnel encased by green vines is magical (especially after a few puffs :p)... Letting your eyes flit between the dappled patches of sunlight and the weird and wonderful shadows of overhanging leaves. 


Outside the Cottage


Vipassana teaches you to always be present in your environment and surroundings by being aware of your breathing and physical sensations ...  With so little distraction, I tuned in and suddenly felt completely overwhelmed by my senses. Do you tune into the dominating field of sight and let the light absorb your mind? Or the multiplicity of sounds: footsteps, birdsong, wind, tractors, the residue of rain fall. What about the meta-sounds encased within each, how many types of bird-song are there, to what distance can we hear them? As we start to lose our hearing with age, it's the highest frequencies that fade first... so I uncreased my brow and appreciated the shrillest chirps in the sky ...

'One minute past, and Lethe-wards had sunk:
'Tis not through envy of thy happy lot,
         But being too happy in thine happiness,—
                That thou, light-winged Dryad of the trees
           In some melodious plot
         Of beechen green, and shadows numberless,
                Singest of summer in full-throated ease.
....
  Past the near meadows, over the still stream,
     Up the hill-side; and now 'tis buried deep
            In the next valley-glades:
         Was it a vision, or a waking dream?
                Fled is that music:—Do I wake or sleep?

 - John Keats


I came out of my reverie to feel my toes rubbing against the insides of my wellies... you always have to get past that initial feeling of wearing new shoes, until they mold to your feet and become yours, mm. We were nearly at the end of the long tunnel and the hedges on either side of us were getting shorter. There was the occasional window through the leaves, where you could catch a glimpse of the outside world. The fluffy white clouds were sitting comfortably on top of the array of beautiful white houses that formed our nearest beach town- Salcombe. The gradient started to ease and the uphill-climb was over... the smokers in the group panting with relief. The reward? A cider at the Milbrook Inn, our quaint little country pub that used to sell local crab sandwiches for a few quid and now has an extortionate menu only legible if you read French... 


Sunny
The energy here is so special, on top of the lightness of being on holiday, the surroundings range from sandy beaches to untouched woods. In 2009, The Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health found that compared to people who live in the city, those that lived closer to nature were more likely to have better cardiovascular, respiratory and mental health amongst other things. Sunlight helps regulate our sleep cycle & gives us more vitamin D, while the electromagnetic fields of plants have an incredibly calming & purifying effect on our nervous systems... We've all felt that energetic liberation when surrounded by nature... Mmmm summer's just fucking great :) 

Chocolate


The cloud
The orchard
   Haha - my mind drifts back to last weekend when we felt quite the opposite; it was the second mad 50th birthday of another family friend and as we drove up to his idyllic country home in Bridport, Dorset; everyone was pitching their tents in the orchard and kids were running around laughing, with sticky hands that clasped on to giant marshmallows from the bonfire the night before. I walked through their garden and indulged in veg. porn :o ducking under artichokes on steroids, giant tomatoes ready to burst and clusters of herbs thats distinct smells lingered in your nostrils.. I felt like I'd entered Jack and the Beanstalk or just taken one too many psychedelics .. Soon the kids were all in bed (or wandering around downing forgotten glasses of wine), the thumps of the speakers were projecting dirty tunes for miles beyond the barn and everyone's eyes were rolling with the trippy lazer lights that cut the smoke into a million segments. The rents & I danced until the music got too heavy and we crawled back into our tents that were stuffed with air mattresses and white duvets... racing minds encased in a cloud were put to rest. 
The next morning, no one was really feeling the liberation of being in nature as the rain pelted onto the side of the tent and my bladder screamed at my still, curled up body to get up ... I dreamed about walking to the porta-loo about 5 times before biting the bullet, jumping into wellies and running outside. Yesterdays 'sweet children' had become this mornings head.ache as they continued to run and run and run around their drowsy parents who were taking apart their tents as fast as possible, to drive 3 hours home to comfort..


Second Generation grooves ;) 
''Tis the season of mid-life celebrations, 50th's galore. It's hard to think of one that can top M, C & J's joint 21st/50th. It was pure joy (and sexy music) that filled the air; old (& young) friends shared the decks and kept the flow smooth from start to finish, as the champagne remained plentiful and we got down with the people we'd known all our lives, merging the ever shrinking generation-gap. 



We left that party on a high, buzzing from the love that was too immense for words. Just as we'll leave this cottage again until our annual return. Tonight's our last and as swiftly as the tide has come in, the clouds have cleared and the brush has painted the sky a flawless blue.


My heart's jumping in anticipation as I mentally prepare to embark upon my next journey that'll take me across many oceans to the mistress of spices, where the cow bells ring... 

(A Sexy Evening Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBXbrOOo2nM) 


Followed by a sexy sunset..


Recipe of the day: Rhubarb, pear and Raspberry crumble with clotted cream 
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/3440/rhubarb-and-pear-crumble